Tuesday Tip number two

How to remove birdie poop from your keyboard.

First turn the keyboard over, this serves two purposes, firstly you finally get to read the warning on the back of the keyboard and secondly it allows for a little drainage.

Next, hold the keyboard at a 62.3 degree angle (what do I know?) and taking a piece of cardboard slide it slowly between the keys (all the while controlling that pesky gag reflex) and remove said poop.

Then, take an unused drinking straw, still in its paper, and clean inbetween the keys.

Lastly give the keyboard a gentle shake, this will not only remove the remnants of birdies breakfast but quite a few biscuit crumbs will fall out as well, you can discretely tip them into the waste bin.

Voila! one poop free keyboard. Hopefully you don't own a big bird.