and you call yourself a reporter!

Qualifications being so important today I'm pretty certain some sort of degree is required if you want to be a journalist. So where did these three study?
"He also assaulted a second officer who arrived on the scene and fled, but was found later in the bushes near his abandoned car."
"If  xyz  is not wrapped over the knuckles now ........."
"A political analyst has cautioned that such wreckless statements may just .........."

And they want to lower standards in the schools.