If the genes fit....

A few weeks back I read that the United Nations will be appointing an E.T. Ambassador - no, seriously!
This will be the person who will be called to meet and greet aliens should they ever arrive on our planet. My first thought was
"Ozzy Osborne" I kid you not, he is perfect for the job. He has a wonderful sense of humour, probably speaks their language and I can't see him being easily ruffled.
Today I discovered that Mr Osbourne is in fact a direct descendant of the Neanderthals. Sorry, I somehow got lost in history because I thought we were all connected but, I digress.
Ozzy as you may recall decided to have his DNA tested to try to discover why he was so fit and healthy after a lifetime of sex, drugs and rock an'roll. Seemingly he is - and I quote from the Daily Mail -
"descended from Neanderthal Man, a distant relative of Jessie James, Tsar Nicholas and King George 1"
Now really, who better to greet the new conquerors than Mr. Ozzy Osbourne.