Hairy

As readers of my blog know, my legs are naturally free of hair, however a friend of mine does periodically have to remove some hair from her legs. This friend, we'll call her, oh, I don't know, Louise, went to buy hair removal cream but being a bit cash strapped instead of buying the pump bottle she's used to she bought a small tube, 50ml to be exact.
The thing about applying something from a tube is this, the first squeeze and rub on is fine but after that you have at least one creamy hand which slips off the tube when you try to squeeze out the next lot. Suffice to say both hands are soon very slippery.
But, what I wanted to point out is this, my friend is of average height and her legs aren't fat (quite shapely actually) and the manufacturers should print on the box "If you are taller than Louise you won't be able to do two legs with the contents of this tube". Of course, if you're shorter you will end up with a useless bit of cream that you know you're going to throw away.
Another thing, on the box the tube came in it says "Expiry date 3 years from manufacturing date indicated on the bottom flap of skillet"
What skillet? I didn't get a frying pan with my, I mean her, cream.