Tuesday Tip

I don't have a tip today, it seems my few brain cells are on vacation/strike so I don't have a cunning plan for this week. Instead I have a few questions.

Why are hearses so big and powerful when they only carry one passenger?

When are you no longer eligible to be referred to as "the late" after your death?

When you buy peeled onions, do you peel them?

I have many more questions but those will do for today, don't want to strain those brain cells.